You’ve
heard about Jennifer Aniston’s #nomakeup photo. This could be the
start of a beautiful phase in my life. If that’s what it takes to generate a
viral hit, I’ve got the hashtags and the instagrams. I could go for a general
#notalent and treat the public
to my kids’ fridge art or my karaoke voice, but perhaps we need something more
specific like
#norise: cakes that didn’t
make it.
No
wait, I have an even better idea. You know those before and after diet pics? Forget
about after. Let’s just go for
#nodiet. What looks like a
baby bump is actually my authentic stomach. And that’s what it’s all about,
right? Authenticity!
Or
maybe not, because I see that fake proposals are going over big, at least at
the ball game. The screenshot of the girl who said no at the Rock Cats baseball
game was viewed by millions of people, although her acting was lousy. So maybe
#nolove would make a good
hashtag. But we already have fortydaysofdating.com about two friends becoming friends
with benefits or whatever it takes to go viral. They even had a couple session
with a marriage counselor. But they aren’t married, you say. That’s totally
beside the point. In fact I’m thinking of asking my dentist to do a couple
session with me. I mean we definitely have relationship problems. Our
conversations are totally one-sided. He talks. I say “uhnn” through the wadding
in my cheek. Maybe I should do fortydayswithmydentist.com. I bet you it would
be a big hit with the S&M set.
#nobrains. Too late. There’s
already a nobrain.com site. It’s a gift idea generator. I checked “recent
tweets” on the site. There were none. I’m impressed. Most authentic site I’ve
visited in a long time.
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